deps: update @types/node to 25.2.3

### Explanation

_No response_

### Issue

_No response_

### Attestations

- [x] I have read and agree to the [Code of Conduct](https://docs.nhcarrigan.com/community/coc/)
- [x] I have read and agree to the [Community Guidelines](https://docs.nhcarrigan.com/community/guide/).
- [x] My contribution complies with the [Contributor Covenant](https://docs.nhcarrigan.com/dev/covenant/).

### Dependencies

- [x] I have pinned the dependencies to a specific patch version.

### Style

- [x] I have run the linter and resolved any errors.
- [x] My pull request uses an appropriate title, matching the conventional commit standards.
- [x] My scope of feat/fix/chore/etc. correctly matches the nature of changes in my pull request.

### Tests

- [ ] My contribution adds new code, and I have added tests to cover it.
- [ ] My contribution modifies existing code, and I have updated the tests to reflect these changes.
- [ ] All new and existing tests pass locally with my changes.
- [ ] Code coverage remains at or above the configured threshold.

### Documentation

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### Versioning

_No response_

Reviewed-on: #2
Co-authored-by: Naomi Carrigan <commits@nhcarrigan.com>
Co-committed-by: Naomi Carrigan <commits@nhcarrigan.com>

.gitea/workflows/ci.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+name: Node.js CI
+on:
+  push:
+    branches:
+      - main
+  pull_request:
+    branches:
+      - main
+
+jobs:
+  ci:
+    name: CI
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+
+    steps:
+      - name: Checkout Source Files
+        uses: actions/checkout@v4
+
+      - name: Use Node.js v24
+        uses: actions/setup-node@v4
+        with:
+          node-version: 24
+
+      - name: Setup pnpm
+        uses: pnpm/action-setup@v2
+        with:
+          version: 10
+
+      - name: Ensure Dependencies are Pinned
+        uses: naomi-lgbt/dependency-pin-check@main
+        with:
+          language: javascript
+          dev-dependencies: true
+          peer-dependencies: true
+          optional-dependencies: true
+
+      - name: Install Dependencies
+        run: pnpm install
+
+      - name: Lint Source Files
+        run: pnpm run lint
+
+      - name: Verify Build
+        run: pnpm run build
+
+      - name: Run Tests
+        run: pnpm run test

.gitea/workflows/security.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,177 @@
+name: Security Scan and Upload
+
+on:
+  push:
+    branches: [ main ]
+  pull_request:
+    branches: [ main ]
+  schedule:
+    - cron: '0 0 * * 1'
+  workflow_dispatch:
+
+jobs:
+  security-audit:
+    name: Security & DefectDojo Upload
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    continue-on-error: true
+
+    steps:
+      - name: Checkout code
+        uses: actions/checkout@v4
+
+      # --- AUTO-SETUP PROJECT ---
+      - name: Ensure DefectDojo Product Exists
+        env:
+          DD_URL: ${{ secrets.DD_URL }}
+          DD_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.DD_TOKEN }}
+          PRODUCT_NAME: ${{ github.repository }} 
+          PRODUCT_TYPE_ID: 1 
+        run: |
+          sudo apt-get install jq -y > /dev/null
+          
+          echo "Checking connection to $DD_URL..."
+          
+          # Check if product exists - capture HTTP code to debug connection issues
+          RESPONSE=$(curl --write-out "%{http_code}" --silent --output /tmp/response.json \
+            -H "Authorization: Token $DD_TOKEN" \
+            "$DD_URL/api/v2/products/?name=$PRODUCT_NAME")
+          
+          # If response is not 200, print error
+          if [ "$RESPONSE" != "200" ]; then
+            echo "::error::Failed to query DefectDojo. HTTP Code: $RESPONSE"
+            cat /tmp/response.json
+            exit 1
+          fi
+
+          COUNT=$(cat /tmp/response.json | jq -r '.count')
+          
+          if [ "$COUNT" = "0" ]; then
+            echo "Creating product '$PRODUCT_NAME'..."
+            curl -s -X POST "$DD_URL/api/v2/products/" \
+              -H "Authorization: Token $DD_TOKEN" \
+              -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
+              -d '{ "name": "'"$PRODUCT_NAME"'", "description": "Auto-created by Gitea Actions", "prod_type": '$PRODUCT_TYPE_ID' }'
+          else
+            echo "Product '$PRODUCT_NAME' already exists."
+          fi
+
+      # --- 1. TRIVY (Dependencies & Misconfig) ---
+      - name: Install Trivy
+        run: |
+          sudo apt-get install wget apt-transport-https gnupg lsb-release -y
+          wget -qO - https://aquasecurity.github.io/trivy-repo/deb/public.key | sudo apt-key add -
+          echo "deb https://aquasecurity.github.io/trivy-repo/deb $(lsb_release -sc) main" | sudo tee -a /etc/apt/sources.list.d/trivy.list
+          sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get install trivy -y
+
+      - name: Run Trivy (FS Scan)
+        run: |
+          trivy fs . --scanners vuln,misconfig --format json --output trivy-results.json --exit-code 0
+
+      - name: Upload Trivy to DefectDojo
+        env:
+          DD_URL: ${{ secrets.DD_URL }}
+          DD_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.DD_TOKEN }}
+        run: |
+          echo "Uploading Trivy results..."
+          # Generate today's date in YYYY-MM-DD format
+          TODAY=$(date +%Y-%m-%d)
+          
+          HTTP_CODE=$(curl --write-out "%{http_code}" --output response.txt --silent -X POST "$DD_URL/api/v2/import-scan/" \
+            -H "Authorization: Token $DD_TOKEN" \
+            -F "active=true" \
+            -F "verified=true" \
+            -F "scan_type=Trivy Scan" \
+            -F "engagement_name=CI/CD Pipeline" \
+            -F "product_name=${{ github.repository }}" \
+            -F "scan_date=$TODAY" \
+            -F "auto_create_context=true" \
+            -F "file=@trivy-results.json")
+          
+          if [[ "$HTTP_CODE" != "200" && "$HTTP_CODE" != "201" ]]; then
+            echo "::error::Upload Failed with HTTP $HTTP_CODE"
+            echo "--- SERVER RESPONSE ---"
+            cat response.txt
+            echo "-----------------------"
+            exit 1
+          else
+            echo "Upload Success!"
+          fi
+
+      # --- 2. GITLEAKS (Secrets) ---
+      - name: Install Gitleaks
+        run: |
+          wget -qO gitleaks.tar.gz https://github.com/gitleaks/gitleaks/releases/download/v8.18.0/gitleaks_8.18.0_linux_x64.tar.gz
+          tar -xzf gitleaks.tar.gz
+          sudo mv gitleaks /usr/local/bin/ && chmod +x /usr/local/bin/gitleaks
+
+      - name: Run Gitleaks
+        run: gitleaks detect --source . -v --report-path gitleaks-results.json --report-format json --no-git || true
+
+      - name: Upload Gitleaks to DefectDojo
+        env:
+          DD_URL: ${{ secrets.DD_URL }}
+          DD_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.DD_TOKEN }}
+        run: |
+          echo "Uploading Gitleaks results..."  
+          TODAY=$(date +%Y-%m-%d)
+
+          HTTP_CODE=$(curl --write-out "%{http_code}" --output response.txt --silent -X POST "$DD_URL/api/v2/import-scan/" \
+            -H "Authorization: Token $DD_TOKEN" \
+            -F "active=true" \
+            -F "verified=true" \
+            -F "scan_type=Gitleaks Scan" \
+            -F "engagement_name=CI/CD Pipeline" \
+            -F "product_name=${{ github.repository }}" \
+            -F "scan_date=$TODAY" \
+            -F "auto_create_context=true" \
+            -F "file=@gitleaks-results.json")
+
+          if [[ "$HTTP_CODE" != "200" && "$HTTP_CODE" != "201" ]]; then
+             echo "::error::Upload Failed with HTTP $HTTP_CODE"
+             echo "--- SERVER RESPONSE ---"
+             cat response.txt
+             echo "-----------------------"
+             exit 1
+          else
+             echo "Upload Success!"
+          fi
+
+      # --- 3. SEMGREP (SAST) ---
+      - name: Install Semgrep (via pipx)
+        run: |
+          sudo apt-get install pipx -y
+          pipx install semgrep
+          # Add pipx binary path to GITHUB_PATH so next steps can see 'semgrep'
+          echo "$HOME/.local/bin" >> $GITHUB_PATH
+
+      - name: Run Semgrep
+        run: semgrep scan --config=p/security-audit --config=p/owasp-top-ten --json --output semgrep-results.json . || true
+
+      - name: Upload Semgrep to DefectDojo
+        env:
+          DD_URL: ${{ secrets.DD_URL }}
+          DD_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.DD_TOKEN }}
+        run: |
+          echo "Uploading Semgrep results..."
+          TODAY=$(date +%Y-%m-%d)
+          
+          HTTP_CODE=$(curl --write-out "%{http_code}" --output response.txt --silent -X POST "$DD_URL/api/v2/import-scan/" \
+            -H "Authorization: Token $DD_TOKEN" \
+            -F "active=true" \
+            -F "verified=true" \
+            -F "scan_type=Semgrep JSON Report" \
+            -F "engagement_name=CI/CD Pipeline" \
+            -F "product_name=${{ github.repository }}" \
+            -F "scan_date=$TODAY" \
+            -F "auto_create_context=true" \
+            -F "file=@semgrep-results.json")
+
+          if [[ "$HTTP_CODE" != "200" && "$HTTP_CODE" != "201" ]]; then
+             echo "::error::Upload Failed with HTTP $HTTP_CODE"
+             echo "--- SERVER RESPONSE ---"
+             cat response.txt
+             echo "-----------------------"
+             exit 1
+          else
+             echo "Upload Success!"
+          fi

.gitignore

@@ -1 +1,2 @@
 node_modules
+prod

.npmrc

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+# Package Manager Configuration
+# Force pnpm usage - breaks npm/yarn intentionally
+node-linker=pnpm
+
+# Security: Disable all lifecycle scripts
+ignore-scripts=true
+enable-pre-post-scripts=false
+
+# Security: Require packages to be 10+ days old before installation
+minimum-release-age=14400
+
+# Security: Verify package integrity hashes
+verify-store-integrity=true
+
+# Security: Enforce strict trust policies
+trust-policy=strict
+
+# Security: Strict peer dependency resolution
+strict-peer-dependencies=true
+
+# Performance: Use symlinks for node_modules
+symlink=true
+
+# Lockfile: Ensure lockfile is not modified during install
+frozen-lockfile=false

README.md

@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ This page is currently deployed. [View the live website.]
 
 ## Feedback and Bugs
 
-If you have feedback or a bug report, please feel free to open a GitHub issue!
+If you have feedback or a bug report, please [log a ticket on our forum](https://support.nhcarrigan.com).
 
 ## Contributing
 

package.json

@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
     "dev": "tsx watch src/index.ts",
     "lint": "eslint src --max-warnings 0",
     "start": "op run --env-file=prod.env --no-masking -- node prod/index.js",
-    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 0"
   },
   "keywords": [],
   "author": "Naomi Carrigan",
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
   "devDependencies": {
     "@nhcarrigan/eslint-config": "5.2.0",
     "@nhcarrigan/typescript-config": "4.0.0",
-    "@types/node": "22.13.9",
+    "@types/node": "25.2.3",
     "@types/node-schedule": "2.1.7",
     "eslint": "9.21.0",
     "typescript": "5.8.2"

pnpm-lock.yaml

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+        version: 5.2.0(@typescript-eslint/utils@8.26.0(eslint@9.21.0)(typescript@5.8.2))(eslint@9.21.0)(playwright@1.51.0)(react@19.0.0)(typescript@5.8.2)(vitest@3.0.8(@types/node@25.2.3))
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         specifier: 4.0.0
         version: 4.0.0(typescript@5.8.2)
       '@types/node':
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-        version: 22.13.9
+        specifier: 25.2.3
+        version: 25.2.3
       '@types/node-schedule':
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         version: 2.1.7
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     cpu: [arm]
     os: [linux]
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     cpu: [arm64]
     os: [linux]
+    libc: [glibc]
 
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     cpu: [arm64]
     os: [linux]
+    libc: [musl]
 
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     cpu: [loong64]
     os: [linux]
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     cpu: [ppc64]
     os: [linux]
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     cpu: [riscv64]
     os: [linux]
+    libc: [glibc]
 
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     cpu: [s390x]
     os: [linux]
+    libc: [glibc]
 
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     cpu: [x64]
     os: [linux]
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     cpu: [x64]
     os: [linux]
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+  '@types/node@25.2.3':
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@@ -2874,7 +2884,7 @@ snapshots:
 
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+      vitest: 3.0.8(@types/node@25.2.3)
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       - eslint-import-resolver-typescript
@@ -3012,14 +3022,14 @@ snapshots:
 
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       '@slack/web-api': 7.8.0
       '@types/jsonwebtoken': 9.0.9
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
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       lodash.isstring: 4.0.1
     transitivePeerDependencies:
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       '@types/retry': 0.12.0
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       eventemitter3: 5.0.1
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-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
 
   '@types/connect@3.4.38':
     dependencies:
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
 
   '@types/estree@1.0.6': {}
 
   '@types/express-serve-static-core@5.0.6':
     dependencies:
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+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
       '@types/qs': 6.9.18
       '@types/range-parser': 1.2.7
       '@types/send': 0.17.4
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     dependencies:
       '@types/ms': 2.1.0
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
 
   '@types/mime@1.3.5': {}
 
@@ -3111,11 +3121,11 @@ snapshots:
 
   '@types/node-schedule@2.1.7':
     dependencies:
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
 
-  '@types/node@22.13.9':
+  '@types/node@25.2.3':
     dependencies:
-      undici-types: 6.20.0
+      undici-types: 7.16.0
 
   '@types/normalize-package-data@2.4.4': {}
 
@@ -3128,17 +3138,17 @@ snapshots:
   '@types/send@0.17.4':
     dependencies:
       '@types/mime': 1.3.5
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
 
   '@types/serve-static@1.15.7':
     dependencies:
       '@types/http-errors': 2.0.4
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
       '@types/send': 0.17.4
 
   '@types/ws@8.18.0':
     dependencies:
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
 
   '@typescript-eslint/eslint-plugin@8.19.0(@typescript-eslint/parser@8.19.0(eslint@9.21.0)(typescript@5.8.2))(eslint@9.21.0)(typescript@5.8.2)':
     dependencies:
@@ -3292,13 +3302,13 @@ snapshots:
       '@typescript-eslint/types': 8.26.0
       eslint-visitor-keys: 4.2.0
 
-  '@vitest/eslint-plugin@1.1.24(@typescript-eslint/utils@8.26.0(eslint@9.21.0)(typescript@5.8.2))(eslint@9.21.0)(typescript@5.8.2)(vitest@3.0.8(@types/node@22.13.9))':
+  '@vitest/eslint-plugin@1.1.24(@typescript-eslint/utils@8.26.0(eslint@9.21.0)(typescript@5.8.2))(eslint@9.21.0)(typescript@5.8.2)(vitest@3.0.8(@types/node@25.2.3))':
     dependencies:
       '@typescript-eslint/utils': 8.26.0(eslint@9.21.0)(typescript@5.8.2)
       eslint: 9.21.0
     optionalDependencies:
       typescript: 5.8.2
-      vitest: 3.0.8(@types/node@22.13.9)
+      vitest: 3.0.8(@types/node@25.2.3)
 
   '@vitest/expect@3.0.8':
     dependencies:
@@ -3307,13 +3317,13 @@ snapshots:
       chai: 5.2.0
       tinyrainbow: 2.0.0
 
-  '@vitest/mocker@3.0.8(vite@6.2.1(@types/node@22.13.9))':
+  '@vitest/mocker@3.0.8(vite@6.2.1(@types/node@25.2.3))':
     dependencies:
       '@vitest/spy': 3.0.8
       estree-walker: 3.0.3
       magic-string: 0.30.17
     optionalDependencies:
-      vite: 6.2.1(@types/node@22.13.9)
+      vite: 6.2.1(@types/node@25.2.3)
 
   '@vitest/pretty-format@3.0.8':
     dependencies:
@@ -5329,7 +5339,7 @@ snapshots:
       has-symbols: 1.1.0
       which-boxed-primitive: 1.1.1
 
-  undici-types@6.20.0: {}
+  undici-types@7.16.0: {}
 
   undici@6.21.1: {}
 
@@ -5354,13 +5364,13 @@ snapshots:
 
   vary@1.1.2: {}
 
-  vite-node@3.0.8(@types/node@22.13.9):
+  vite-node@3.0.8(@types/node@25.2.3):
     dependencies:
       cac: 6.7.14
       debug: 4.4.0
       es-module-lexer: 1.6.0
       pathe: 2.0.3
-      vite: 6.2.1(@types/node@22.13.9)
+      vite: 6.2.1(@types/node@25.2.3)
     transitivePeerDependencies:
       - '@types/node'
       - jiti
@@ -5375,19 +5385,19 @@ snapshots:
       - tsx
       - yaml
 
-  vite@6.2.1(@types/node@22.13.9):
+  vite@6.2.1(@types/node@25.2.3):
     dependencies:
       esbuild: 0.25.0
       postcss: 8.5.3
       rollup: 4.34.9
     optionalDependencies:
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
       fsevents: 2.3.3
 
-  vitest@3.0.8(@types/node@22.13.9):
+  vitest@3.0.8(@types/node@25.2.3):
     dependencies:
       '@vitest/expect': 3.0.8
-      '@vitest/mocker': 3.0.8(vite@6.2.1(@types/node@22.13.9))
+      '@vitest/mocker': 3.0.8(vite@6.2.1(@types/node@25.2.3))
       '@vitest/pretty-format': 3.0.8
       '@vitest/runner': 3.0.8
       '@vitest/snapshot': 3.0.8
@@ -5403,11 +5413,11 @@ snapshots:
       tinyexec: 0.3.2
       tinypool: 1.0.2
       tinyrainbow: 2.0.0
-      vite: 6.2.1(@types/node@22.13.9)
-      vite-node: 3.0.8(@types/node@22.13.9)
+      vite: 6.2.1(@types/node@25.2.3)
+      vite-node: 3.0.8(@types/node@25.2.3)
       why-is-node-running: 2.3.0
     optionalDependencies:
-      '@types/node': 22.13.9
+      '@types/node': 25.2.3
     transitivePeerDependencies:
       - jiti
       - less

prod/index.js

@@ -1,62 +0,0 @@
-/**
- * @copyright nhcarrigan
- * @license Naomi's Public License
- * @author Naomi Carrigan
- */
-import { AtpAgent } from "@atproto/api";
-import pkg from "@slack/bolt";
-import { Client, Events } from "discord.js";
-import { scheduleJob } from "node-schedule";
-import { serve } from "./server/serve.js";
-import { getMommy } from "./utils/getMommy.js";
-import { logger } from "./utils/logger.js";
-const { App, FileInstallationStore } = pkg;
-const discord = new Client({ intents: [] });
-discord.on(Events.ClientReady, () => {
-    void logger.log("info", "Connected to Discord!");
-});
-// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/no-misused-promises -- This is intentional.
-discord.on(Events.InteractionCreate, async (interaction) => {
-    if (!interaction.isChatInputCommand()) {
-        return;
-    }
-    await interaction.deferReply();
-    const name = interaction.options.getString("name");
-    const response = await getMommy(name ?? undefined);
-    await interaction.editReply(response);
-});
-const slack = new App({
-    clientId: process.env.SLACK_CLIENT_ID ?? "",
-    clientSecret: process.env.SLACK_CLIENT_SECRET ?? "",
-    installationStore: new FileInstallationStore(),
-    installerOptions: {
-        directInstall: true,
-    },
-    scopes: ["commands", "chat:write"],
-    signingSecret: process.env.SLACK_SIGNING_SECRET ?? "",
-    stateSecret: process.env.SLACK_STATE_SECRET ?? "",
-});
-slack.command("/mommy", async ({ ack, body, respond }) => {
-    await ack();
-    const response = await getMommy(body.text);
-    await respond(response);
-});
-const bsky = new AtpAgent({
-    service: "https://bsky.social",
-});
-await discord.login(process.env.DISCORD_TOKEN);
-await slack.start(8010);
-await logger.log("info", "Connected to Slack!");
-await bsky.login({
-    identifier: "mommy.naomi.party",
-    password: process.env.BSKY_PASSWORD ?? "",
-});
-await logger.log("info", "Connected to bsky.social!");
-scheduleJob("0 9 * * *", async () => {
-    const response = await getMommy();
-    await bsky.post({
-        text: response,
-    });
-    await logger.log("info", "Posted to bsky.social!");
-});
-serve();

prod/server/serve.js

@@ -1,72 +0,0 @@
-/**
- * @copyright nhcarrigan
- * @license Naomi's Public License
- * @author Naomi Carrigan
- */
-import fastify from "fastify";
-import { logger } from "../utils/logger.js";
-const html = `<!DOCTYPE html>
-<html>
-  <head>
-    <title>Mommy Bot</title>
-    <meta charset="utf-8" />
-    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
-    <meta name="description" content="Mommy loves you~!" />
-    <script src="https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/headers/index.js" async defer></script>
-  </head>
-  <body>
-    <main>
-    <h1>Mommy Bot</h1>
-    <section>
-      <p>Mommy loves you~!</p>
-      <a href="https://slack.com/oauth/v2/authorize?client_id=8569765106322.8554301974567&scope=chat:write,commands&user_scope="><img alt="Add to Slack" height="40" width="139" src="https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack.png" srcSet="https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack.png 1x, https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack@2x.png 2x" /></a>
-    </section>
-    <section>
-        <h2>Links</h2>
-        <p>
-            <a href="https://git.nhcarrigan.com/nhcarrigan/mommy-bot">
-                <i class="fa-solid fa-code"></i> Source Code
-            </a>
-        </p>
-        <p>
-            <a href="https://docs.nhcarrigan.com/">
-                <i class="fa-solid fa-book"></i> Documentation
-            </a>
-        </p>
-        <p>
-            <a href="https://chat.nhcarrigan.com">
-                <i class="fa-solid fa-circle-info"></i> Support
-            </a>
-        </p>
-    </section>
-    </main>
-  </body>
-</html>`;
-/**
- * Starts up a web server for health monitoring.
- */
-export const serve = () => {
-    try {
-        const server = fastify({
-            logger: false,
-        });
-        server.get("/", (_request, response) => {
-            response.header("Content-Type", "text/html");
-            response.send(html);
-        });
-        server.listen({ port: 8009 }, (error) => {
-            if (error) {
-                void logger.error("instantiate server", error);
-                return;
-            }
-            void logger.log("debug", "Server listening on port 8009.");
-        });
-    }
-    catch (error) {
-        if (error instanceof Error) {
-            void logger.error("instantiate server", error);
-            return;
-        }
-        void logger.error("instantiate server", new Error("Unknown error"));
-    }
-};

prod/utils/getMommy.js

@@ -1,20 +0,0 @@
-/**
- * @copyright nhcarrigan
- * @license Naomi's Public License
- * @author Naomi Carrigan
- */
-import { isProfane } from "no-profanity";
-/**
- * Fetches a mommy quote from the API.
- * @param name - The user's name, if provided.
- * @returns The mommy quote.
- */
-export const getMommy = async (name = "dear") => {
-    const finalName = isProfane(name)
-        ? "dear"
-        : name;
-    const url = `https://mommy.nhcarrigan.com/api?name=${finalName}`;
-    const request = await fetch(url);
-    const response = await request.text();
-    return response;
-};

prod/utils/logger.js

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-/**
- * @copyright nhcarrigan
- * @license Naomi's Public License
- * @author Naomi Carrigan
- */
-import { Logger } from "@nhcarrigan/logger";
-export const logger = new Logger("Mommy", process.env.LOG_TOKEN ?? "");

src/index.ts

@@ -6,12 +6,13 @@
 
 import { AtpAgent } from "@atproto/api";
 import pkg from "@slack/bolt";
-import { Client, Events } from "discord.js";
+import { Client, Events, MessageFlags } from "discord.js";
 import { scheduleJob } from "node-schedule";
 import { serve } from "./server/serve.js";
 import { getMommy } from "./utils/getMommy.js";
 import { logger } from "./utils/logger.js";
 
+// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/naming-convention -- Classes.
 const { App, FileInstallationStore } = pkg;
 
 const discord = new Client({ intents: [ ] });
@@ -25,7 +26,7 @@ discord.on(Events.InteractionCreate, async(interaction) => {
   if (!interaction.isChatInputCommand()) {
     return;
   }
-  await interaction.deferReply();
+  await interaction.deferReply({ flags: MessageFlags.Ephemeral });
   const name = interaction.options.getString("name");
   const response = await getMommy(name ?? undefined);
   await interaction.editReply(response);
@@ -38,19 +39,19 @@ const slack = new App({
   installerOptions:  {
     directInstall: true,
   },
-  scopes:        [ "commands", "chat:write" ],
+  scopes:        [ "commands" ],
   signingSecret: process.env.SLACK_SIGNING_SECRET ?? "",
   stateSecret:   process.env.SLACK_STATE_SECRET ?? "",
 });
 
-slack.command("/mommy", async({ ack, body, say }) => {
+slack.command("/mommy", async({ ack, body, respond }) => {
   await ack();
   const trimmed = body.text.trim();
   const name = trimmed.length > 0
     ? trimmed
     : undefined;
   const response = await getMommy(name);
-  await say(response);
+  await respond(response);
 });
 
 const bsky = new AtpAgent({
@@ -73,7 +74,7 @@ scheduleJob("0 9 * * *", async() => {
   await bsky.post({
     text: response,
   });
-  await logger.log("info", "Posted to bsky.social!");
+  await logger.log("info", "Posted to bsky!");
 });
 
 serve();

src/server/serve.ts

@@ -9,40 +9,52 @@ import { logger } from "../utils/logger.js";
 
 const html = `<!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>
-  <head>
-    <title>Mommy Bot</title>
-    <meta charset="utf-8" />
-    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
-    <meta name="description" content="Mommy loves you~!" />
-    <script src="https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/headers/index.js" async defer></script>
-  </head>
-  <body>
-    <main>
+
+<head>
+  <title>Mommy Bot</title>
+  <meta charset="utf-8" />
+  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
+  <meta name="description" content="Mommy loves you~!" />
+  <script src="https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/headers/index.js" async defer></script>
+</head>
+
+<body>
+  <main>
     <h1>Mommy Bot</h1>
+     <img src="https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/new-avatars/mommy-full.png" width="250" alt="Mommy" />
     <section>
       <p>Mommy loves you~!</p>
-      <a href="https://mommy-slack.nhcarrigan.com/slack/install"><img alt="Add to Slack" height="40" width="139" src="https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack.png" srcSet="https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack.png 1x, https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack@2x.png 2x" /></a>
+      <a href="https://mommy-slack.nhcarrigan.com/slack/install" style="display: inline-block; background-color: #ffffff; color: black; padding: 10px 20px; text-decoration: none; border-radius: 4px; margin: 5px;">
+        <i class="fab fa-slack"></i> Add to Slack
+      </a>
+      <a href="https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1347642447643017289" class="social-button discord-button" style="display: inline-block; background-color: #5865F2; color: white; padding: 10px 20px; text-decoration: none; border-radius: 4px; margin: 5px;">
+        <i class="fab fa-discord"></i> Add to Discord
+      </a>
+      <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/mommy.naomi.party" class="social-button bluesky-button" style="display: inline-block; background-color: #0085FF; color: white; padding: 10px 20px; text-decoration: none; border-radius: 4px; margin: 5px;">
+        <i class="fab fa-bluesky"></i> Follow on Bluesky
+      </a>
     </section>
     <section>
-        <h2>Links</h2>
-        <p>
-            <a href="https://git.nhcarrigan.com/nhcarrigan/mommy-bot">
-                <i class="fa-solid fa-code"></i> Source Code
-            </a>
-        </p>
-        <p>
-            <a href="https://docs.nhcarrigan.com/">
-                <i class="fa-solid fa-book"></i> Documentation
-            </a>
-        </p>
-        <p>
-            <a href="https://chat.nhcarrigan.com">
-                <i class="fa-solid fa-circle-info"></i> Support
-            </a>
-        </p>
+      <h2>Links</h2>
+      <p>
+        <a href="https://git.nhcarrigan.com/nhcarrigan/mommy-bot">
+          <i class="fa-solid fa-code"></i> Source Code
+        </a>
+      </p>
+      <p>
+        <a href="https://docs.nhcarrigan.com/">
+          <i class="fa-solid fa-book"></i> Documentation
+        </a>
+      </p>
+      <p>
+        <a href="https://chat.nhcarrigan.com">
+          <i class="fa-solid fa-circle-info"></i> Support
+        </a>
+      </p>
     </section>
-    </main>
-  </body>
+  </main>
+</body>
+
 </html>`;
 
 /**