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<p>faq works!</p>
<h1 class="text-4xl font-bold">F.A.Q. (Frequently Asked Questions)</h1>
<p class="question">Q: Why are your office hours 6:00 PM to 6:00 AM?</p>
<p class="answer">A: We operate globally. To best serve our international clients in Tokyo, London, and New York simultaneously, we have adopted a "nocturnal-first" workflow. Also, the sun is a deadly laser.</p>
<p class="question">Q: Can we schedule a Zoom call with the CEO?</p>
<p class="answer">A: Ms. Carrigan prefers to utilize her proprietary motion-capture avatar for all video communications. This ensures high-fidelity transmission and prevents... lighting issues. She assures you she is not a cat, despite the avatar having ears.</p>
<p class="question">Q: What forms of payment do you accept?</p>
<p class="answer">A: We accept Wire Transfer, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Gold Bullion, and verified antique art. We do not accept checks, and we are no longer accepting "First Born Children" (Amari complains about the babysitting).</p>
<p class="question">Q: My problem involves a curse/haunting/ancient blood feud. Can you help?</p>
<p class="answer">A: Please refer to our "Legacy Code Refactoring" package.</p>