Adds four new benedictions (For the Insomniac, For the Bad Mental
Health Day, For the One Launching Something Scary, For the Open Source
Maintainer), two new parables (The Deprecated Dependency, The
Unreviewed PR), three new epistles (To the One Who Was Told They Were
Too Much, To the One Who Is Burned Out, To the One Who Just Got Their
First Job), and a fourth chapter of Signs (Signs the Body is Sending).
Updates edition tags across scripture and nocturne pages accordingly.
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Adds a full featured scripture section before the join section,
showcasing all 14 books of the Third Edition with individual cards,
a featured excerpt, and a prominent call-to-action. Updates the join
card copy to reflect the current Third Edition canon.
✨ This commit was crafted with love by Hikari~ 🌸
## Summary
Adds the Naomi's Nocturne page at `/nocturne/` — a satirical religion website in the NHCarrigan style.
### Content
- **Hero** — title, tagline, and banner image
- **Creed** — a short founding statement of belief
- **The Ten Commandments** — the sacred texts, styled as an ancient parchment scroll using pure CSS gradients
- **Testimonials of the Faithful** — six worshipper accounts
- **FAQ** — eight questions covering the important doctrinal matters (including the garlic bread situation)
- **Join the Faith** — links to the community, nhcarrigan.com, and the git archives
### Notes
- Uses the existing `cdn.nhcarrigan.com` header script and `--witch-*` CSS variables for consistency with the rest of the site
- The parchment scroll effect is pure CSS (gradients + pseudo-elements), no images required
- Satirical footer disclaimer included
✨ This issue was created with help from Hikari~ 🌸
Reviewed-on: #1
Co-authored-by: Hikari <hikari@nhcarrigan.com>
Co-committed-by: Hikari <hikari@nhcarrigan.com>
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