## Summary
Adds the Naomi's Nocturne page at `/nocturne/` — a satirical religion website in the NHCarrigan style.
### Content
- **Hero** — title, tagline, and banner image
- **Creed** — a short founding statement of belief
- **The Ten Commandments** — the sacred texts, styled as an ancient parchment scroll using pure CSS gradients
- **Testimonials of the Faithful** — six worshipper accounts
- **FAQ** — eight questions covering the important doctrinal matters (including the garlic bread situation)
- **Join the Faith** — links to the community, nhcarrigan.com, and the git archives
### Notes
- Uses the existing `cdn.nhcarrigan.com` header script and `--witch-*` CSS variables for consistency with the rest of the site
- The parchment scroll effect is pure CSS (gradients + pseudo-elements), no images required
- Satirical footer disclaimer included
✨ This issue was created with help from Hikari~ 🌸
Reviewed-on: #1
Co-authored-by: Hikari <hikari@nhcarrigan.com>
Co-committed-by: Hikari <hikari@nhcarrigan.com>