diff --git a/products.sh b/products.sh
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+#!/bin/bash
+
+# Set your Gitea instance base URL and API token
+GITEA_URL="https://git.nhcarrigan.com/api/v1"
+TOKEN=$GITEA_TOKEN # Pass as CLI arg
+
+# Output file
+OUTPUT_FILE="./products/data.json"
+
+# Organizations and their categories
+declare -A orgs=(
+  ["nhcarrigan"]="public"
+  ["nhcarrigan-games"]="games"
+  ["nhcarrigan-private"]="private"
+  ["nhcarrigan-archive"]="archived"
+)
+
+# Initialize the JSON array
+echo "[" > "$OUTPUT_FILE"
+
+first=true
+
+for org in "${!orgs[@]}"; do
+  category="${orgs[$org]}"
+  echo "Fetching repos for $org..."
+
+  # Fetch repos from the API
+  response=$(curl -s -H "Authorization: token $TOKEN" "$GITEA_URL/orgs/$org/repos")
+
+  # Parse each repo
+  echo "$response" | jq -c '.[]' | while read -r repo; do
+    name=$(echo "$repo" | jq -r '.name')
+    description=$(echo "$repo" | jq -r '.description // ""')
+    url=$(echo "$repo" | jq -r '.website')
+
+    # Skip ".profile" repos
+    if [[ "$name" == ".profile" ]]; then
+      continue
+    fi
+
+    # Add comma if not the first item
+    if [ "$first" = true ]; then
+      first=false
+    else
+      echo "," >> "$OUTPUT_FILE"
+    fi
+
+    # Write the repo object to the file
+    jq -n --arg name "$name" --arg description "$description" --arg url "$url" --arg category "$category" \
+      '{name: $name, description: $description, url: $url, category: $category}' >> "$OUTPUT_FILE"
+  done
+done
+
+# Close the JSON array
+echo "]" >> "$OUTPUT_FILE"
+
+echo "✨ Done! Your product data is in $OUTPUT_FILE 💖"
diff --git a/products/data.json b/products/data.json
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+[
+  {
+    "name": "mod-logs",
+    "description": "Logs for moderation actions taken on our platforms.",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "archived"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "tingle-bot",
+    "description": "Bot for my friend Ruu's server",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "archived"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "announcements",
+    "description": "Repository for our announcements page.",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "archived"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "forms",
+    "description": "Client and server monorepo for our various webforms",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "archived"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "notes",
+    "description": "",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "private"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "status",
+    "description": "Status updates for our client work.",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "private"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "beaver-twitch",
+    "description": "Twitch bot for BigBadBeaver",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "private"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "obsidian",
+    "description": "",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "private"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "insomnium",
+    "description": "Our Insomnium requests",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "private"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "life-of-a-naomi",
+    "description": "A little game",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "games"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "naomis-adventure-1",
+    "description": "Our first full-length, paid game!",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "games"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "beccalia-origins",
+    "description": "The story of how Becca and Rosalia first met, and how they came to be. Never moved past a demo state.",
+    "url": "https://beccalia.nhcarrigan.com/origins",
+    "category": "games"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "beccalia-prologue",
+    "description": "A short adventure to introduce our characters Becca and Rosalia. Our first attempt at game development!",
+    "url": "https://beccalia.nhcarrigan.com/prologue",
+    "category": "games"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "ruu-goblin-quest",
+    "description": "A quick game we made about our friend Ruu, as part of a game jam she was hosting.",
+    "url": "https://goblin.nhcarrigan.com",
+    "category": "games"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "template",
+    "description": "",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "a4p-bot",
+    "description": "Bot for the Art 4 Palestine charity initiative.",
+    "url": "https://a4p.nhcarrigan.com",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "boost-monitor",
+    "description": "Discord bot that monitors boost status in the Caylus Crew server.",
+    "url": "https://oogie.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "docs",
+    "description": "Our documentation site.",
+    "url": "https://docs.nhcarrigan.com",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "eslint-config",
+    "description": "Our custom linter rules for our various TypeScript products.",
+    "url": "https://www.npmjs.com/package/@nhcarrigan/eslint-config",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "espanso",
+    "description": "Our shortcuts for Espanso.",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "celestine",
+    "description": "Moderation bot for Discord.",
+    "url": "https://hooks.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "portfolio",
+    "description": "Our main homepage",
+    "url": "https://nhcarrigan.com",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "rig-task-bot",
+    "description": "Task bot for a friend's organisation.",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "security",
+    "description": "A quick tool to scan our projects for security concerns.",
+    "url": "https://security.nhcarrigan.com",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "website-headers",
+    "description": "Our global styling and scripts for all of our pages.",
+    "url": "https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/headers/index.js",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "typescript-config",
+    "description": "Our global TypeScript configuration.",
+    "url": "https://www.npmjs.com/package/@nhcarrigan/typescript-config",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "blog",
+    "description": "Naomi's personal musings.",
+    "url": "https://blog.nhcarrigan.com",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "nginx-configs",
+    "description": "A version controlled backup of our servers' NGINX configurations.",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "vscode-themes",
+    "description": "Custom colour schemes for VSCode.",
+    "url": "https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=nhcarrigan.naomis-themes",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": ".gitea",
+    "description": "This repository contains the files that customise our Gitea instance!",
+    "url": "https://git.nhcarrigan.com",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "aria-iuvo",
+    "description": "A user-installable translation application for Discord. Now you can translate messages directly on the platform!",
+    "url": "https://trans-bot.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "cordelia-taryne",
+    "description": "AI-powered virtual assistant for Discord",
+    "url": "https://assistant.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "rosalia-nightsong",
+    "description": "A webserver to handle alerting us to application logs and errors.",
+    "url": "https://alerts.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "logger",
+    "description": "Our custom logging package, which pipes logs to our alerts server.",
+    "url": "https://www.npmjs.com/package/@nhcarrigan/logger",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "melody-iuvo",
+    "description": "Task management bot for Discord",
+    "url": "https://tasks.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "static-pages",
+    "description": "The raw HTML pages served via our production box.",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "becca-lyria",
+    "description": "An AI-powered Discord bot that allows you to play an RPG without any friends!",
+    "url": "https://becca.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "maylin-taryne",
+    "description": "An AI-powered companion to help you through the tough times.",
+    "url": "https://maylin.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "gwen-abalise",
+    "description": "A ticket system for Discord!",
+    "url": "https://gwen.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "nails",
+    "description": "Nail polish tracker for my sister",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "maribelle",
+    "description": "",
+    "url": "",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "mommy",
+    "description": "Mommy loves you~!",
+    "url": "https://mommy.nhcarrigan.com",
+    "category": "public"
+  },
+  {
+    "name": "mommy-bot",
+    "description": "Mommy loves you everywhere~!",
+    "url": "https://mommy-bot.nhcarrigan.com/",
+    "category": "public"
+  }
+]
diff --git a/products/index.html b/products/index.html
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+  <head>
+    <title>NHCarrigan Product Directory</title>
+    <meta charset="utf-8" />
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
+    <meta name="description" content="An automated list of the products offered by NHCarrigan." />
+    <script src="https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/headers/index.js" async defer></script>
+  </head>
+  <body>
+    <main>
+    <h1>NHCarrigan Product Directory</h1>
+    <section>
+      <p>An automated list of the products offered by NHCarrigan.</p>
+      <p>Products without a link to a public page are either not hosted or still under active development and not shipped yet. </p>
+      <p id="count">Loading directory...</p>
+    </section>
+    <section id="data">
+    </section>
+    </main>
+  </body>
+  <script>
+    const titleCase = (name) => {
+        // Repository names are in kebab-case, so we need to convert them to Title Case.
+        return name
+            .split("-")
+            .map(word => word.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + word.slice(1))
+            .join(" ");
+    }
+    const loadProducts = (products) => {
+        const public = products.filter(product => product.category === "public").sort((a, b) => a.name.localeCompare(b.name));
+        const private = products.filter(product => product.category === "private").sort((a, b) => a.name.localeCompare(b.name));
+        const games = products.filter(product => product.category === "games").sort((a, b) => a.name.localeCompare(b.name));
+        const archived = products.filter(product => product.category === "archived").sort((a, b) => a.name.localeCompare(b.name));
+
+        const html = `
+            <h2>Public Products</h2>
+            <p>These are our products which are open source and completely available to the public.</p>
+            ${public.map(product => `<h3>${titleCase(product.name)}</h3><p>${product.description}</p>${product.url ? `<p class="italic"><a href="${product.url}" target="_blank">View Product</a></p>` : `<p class="italic">Not hosted.</p>`}`).join("")}
+            <h2>Public Games</h2>
+            <p>The games we have developed are available to the public, but due to licensing we cannot open source them.</p>
+            ${games.map(product => `<h3>${titleCase(product.name)}</h3><p>${product.description}</p>${product.url ? `<p class="italic"><a href="${product.url}" target="_blank">Play Game</a></p>` : `<p class="italic">Not hosted.</p>`}`).join("")}
+            <h2>Private Products</h2>
+            <p>These are our products which are closed-source, either due to proprietary information or a client request. However, a hosted version may be available.</p>
+            ${private.map(product => `<h3>${titleCase(product.name)}</h3><p>${product.description}</p>${product.url ? `<p class="italic"><a href="${product.url}" target="_blank">View Product</a></p>` : `<p class="italic">Not hosted.</p>`}`).join("")}
+            <h2>Archived Products</h2>
+            <p>These are our products which are no longer maintained, but are still available to the public.</p>
+            ${archived.map(product => `<h3>${titleCase(product.name)}</h3><p>${product.description}</p>${product.url ? `<p class="italic"><a href="${product.url}" target="_blank">View Product</a></p>` : `<p class="italic">Not hosted.</p>`}`).join("")}
+            `;
+
+            const count = document.getElementById("count");
+            const data = document.getElementById("data");
+            count.innerText = `Found ${products.length} products.`;
+            data.innerHTML = html;
+    }
+    fetch("./data.json").then(res => res.json()).then(data => loadProducts(data.filter(el => el.name !== "template")))
+  </script>
+  <style>
+        .italic {
+            font-style: italic;
+        }
+  </style>
+</html>
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