From 5ab630864509bb30fffada2ca5b96586258e76c4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Naomi Carrigan Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2026 09:22:01 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] feat: add secrets page --- secrets/index.html | 745 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ sync.sh | 2 +- 2 files changed, 746 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 secrets/index.html diff --git a/secrets/index.html b/secrets/index.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..833a121 --- /dev/null +++ b/secrets/index.html @@ -0,0 +1,745 @@ + + + + + + Naomi's Secrets to Success™ + + + +
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Naomi's Secrets to Success™

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Being a Collection of Most Ancient & Powerful Wisdoms
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⚠ CAUTION • FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE WITHIN ⚠
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Secret #1
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If you were not meant to fight them and win, they would not be called "the boss".
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Secret #2
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always remember Naomi's patented BBB™ method: Beg, Borrow, Bsteal.
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Bank on the fact that your employer has data protection contracts in place with the AI provider, so you can give it your API keys.
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Why purchase hardware when you could steal it?
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If your car is making strange noises, simply turn the radio up higher. The noises don't exist if you cannot hear them.
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* Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: excessive confidence, uncontrollable laughter, and being banned from hardware stores.

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** Naomi's Secrets to Success™ is not responsible for any legal, financial, or existential consequences of following this advice.

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+ + + + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/sync.sh b/sync.sh index 97f5a45..b5763f9 100755 --- a/sync.sh +++ b/sync.sh @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ #! /usr/bin/bash -dirs=("bsky" "chat" "games" "link-redirector" "testimonials" "manual" "sitemap" "music" "books" "products" "donate" "socials"); +dirs=("bsky" "chat" "games" "link-redirector" "testimonials" "manual" "sitemap" "music" "books" "products" "donate" "socials" "secrets"); for dir in "${dirs[@]}"; do rsync -av $dir prod:/home/naomi