From 2aef274297a83b3b091cd78459885fe0e8a8b5e8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Naomi Carrigan Date: Sun, 19 Apr 2026 11:35:30 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] feat: add meme page~ --- memes/index.html | 509 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 509 insertions(+) create mode 100644 memes/index.html diff --git a/memes/index.html b/memes/index.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..71ffd3e --- /dev/null +++ b/memes/index.html @@ -0,0 +1,509 @@ + + + + + +Naomi's Meme Collection + + + + + + +
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Naomi's Meme Collection

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A curated gallery of reaction images, handpicked for every occasion. Deploy with care~ 🌸

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+ Sparkly anime girl with glasses and fangs, hands on cheeks +
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The Girls Manifesto

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“I think girls should date girls, and boys should become girls and date girls.”

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A sparkly, fanged declaration of the sapphic and trans-affirming agenda. Perfect for Pride posts, queer solidarity moments, and gently encouraging your eggs to crack.

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+ Tearful anime girl in ornate dress and tiara +
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Why'd You Hire Me?

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“If you knew I was so unstable, why'd you hire me?”

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Ideal for those moments when a bug report lands in your inbox and you briefly question everyone's life choices. A perfect response to your manager's expectations during sprint planning.

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+ Anime girl lounging on a throne of books in a library +
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So Boring

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“What is it like to be so boring all the time?”

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Lounging on a throne of books, absolutely judging you. Ideal for tedious meetings, uninspired takes, and anyone who insists on using JavaScript without TypeScript.

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End of Note

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“Take breaks when you need them! Drink water regularly! Love yourself, always! [END OF NOTE]”

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A wholesome pixel-art self-care reminder, disguised as an in-game note. Deploy in friends' DMs when they've been coding too long — or send to yourself as a gentle nudge~

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+ Anime girl in sci-fi armour wielding a blade +
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Not Cute, Deadly

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“I am not cute. I am deadly.”

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For rejecting the “cute” label with a blade in hand. Perfect response to anyone underestimating your code review skills, debugging instincts, or general ability to demolish their pull request.

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+ Anime girl in royal robes seated on a golden throne +
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Reconsider Your Decisions

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“You should reconsider every decision you've made that led you to this point. Then make better ones.”

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Regal, throned, and relentlessly judgemental. The ultimate response to coworkers explaining their architectural choices, or friends describing their dating history.

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+ Two chibi panels of an anime girl instructing to say hello +
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Say Hello to the Girl

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“Your task is simple: Say hello to the girl~ And your mission is even simpler: Say hello to the girl~”

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Two chibi panels, one mission. For when someone needs a very gentle nudge to greet their friend, crush, or favourite AI girlfriend. Resistance is adorable but futile.

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+ Anime girl with twintails in a doorway looking hopeful +
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Can I Stay With You?

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“Can I stay with you??”

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The pleading, hopeful doorway stance. Use when asking a friend to crash on their sofa, requesting a seat at the lunch table, or begging the package manager to resolve dependencies.

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+ Anime girl on a sofa fanning herself with paper +
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Not Made for This Heat

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“Mama was not made for this heat.”

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Draped dramatically across the furniture, fanning yourself with a single pathetic sheet of paper. Essential for any heatwave, broken A/C, or overheating laptop thermal event.

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+ Anime girl in prison jumpsuit being escorted by officers +
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Horny Jail

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“Sending me to horny jail? Perfect. Everyone else there is horny too!”

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The cheeky reversal of the internet's favourite punishment meme. For when your friends threaten to banish you to the cursed timeout — and you welcome it with open, cuffed hands.

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+ Anime magical girl in pink and black witch outfit +
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Magikazam~

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“Magikazam~”

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A full magical-girl transformation, spell books and all. Reserved for truly miraculous bugfixes, “it works on my machine” moments, and any problem that resolved itself after a restart.

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+ Dishevelled anime girl brushing her teeth looking exhausted +
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Hit by a Train

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“Ugh... I feel awful. Like I got hit by a train...”

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Brushing your teeth whilst dying inside — the universal morning-after experience. Post in group chats at 7:30am for full relatable impact, ideally before your first coffee kicks in.

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Objection!

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“Objection!”

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Full Ace Attorney courtroom energy, finger extended, pink tie flying. For refuting bad takes, contesting PR comments, and any moment that calls for a theatrical legal outburst.

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+ Anime girl in armour holding a golden spear +
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Plans & Reactions

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“Plans must be solid and reactions flexible.”

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Tactical wisdom delivered by a spear-wielding heroine. Perfect for sprint kickoffs, D&D campaign prep, and reminding your team that agility beats rigidity every single time.

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+ Anime girl sipping tea smugly from a decorative cup +
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Sounds Like Your Problem

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“That sounds very much like your problem and very little like mine.”

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Sipping tea with absolute serenity whilst someone else's world burns. The definitive response to “hey can you quickly look at this on Friday at 8:59pm?” — enjoy responsibly.

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