diff --git a/nginx/nginx/conf.d/redirects.conf b/nginx/nginx/conf.d/redirects.conf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..49a4c89
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nginx/nginx/conf.d/redirects.conf
@@ -0,0 +1,151 @@
+# Pure-redirect virtual hosts — server blocks whose only purpose is a 301/302 to another URL.
+
+# val.nhcarrigan.com → headpat image
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name val.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/val.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/val.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 302 https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/val-headpat.jpg;
+  }
+}
+
+# assistant.nhcarrigan.com → cordelia (legacy name)
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name assistant.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/assistant.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/assistant.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 301 https://cordelia.nhcarrigan.com$uri$is_args$args;
+  }
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# trans-bot.nhcarrigan.com → aria (legacy name)
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name trans-bot.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/trans.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/trans.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 301 https://aria.nhcarrigan.com;
+  }
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# announcements.nhcarrigan.com → hikari /announcements
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name announcements.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/announcements.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/announcements.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  return 301 https://hikari.nhcarrigan.com/announcements;
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# products.nhcarrigan.com → hikari /products
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name products.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/products.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/products.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 301 https://hikari.nhcarrigan.com/products;
+  }
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# hooks.nhcarrigan.com → celestine (legacy name)
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name hooks.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/hooks.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/hooks.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 301 https://celestine.nhcarrigan.com$uri$is_args$args;
+  }
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# chat.nhcarrigan.com → Discord invite
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name chat.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/chat.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/chat.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 301 https://discord.gg/KKe7BaEnQB;
+  }
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# forum.nhcarrigan.com → support (legacy name)
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name forum.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/forum.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/forum.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 301 https://support.nhcarrigan.com;
+  }
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# cyc.nhcarrigan.com → zcal scheduling
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name cyc.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/cyc.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/cyc.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  return 301 https://zcal.co/nhcarrigan/cyc;
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# meet.nhcarrigan.com → zcal scheduling
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name meet.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/meet.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/meet.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  return 301 https://zcal.co/nhcarrigan/meet;
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# tasks.nhcarrigan.com → melody
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name tasks.nhcarrigan.com;
+  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/tasks.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/tasks.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 301 https://melody.nhcarrigan.com$uri$is_args$args;
+  }
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
+
+# Wildcard: *.naomi.lgbt → *.nhcarrigan.com
+server {
+  listen 443 ssl;
+  server_name ~^(?<subdomain>.+)\.naomi\.lgbt$;
+
+  ssl_certificate     /etc/letsencrypt/live/*.naomi.lgbt/fullchain.pem;
+  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/*.naomi.lgbt/privkey.pem;
+
+  location / {
+    return 301 https://$subdomain.nhcarrigan.com$request_uri;
+  }
+  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
+}
diff --git a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/aria.conf b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/aria.conf
index d97b5a8..94269a4 100644
--- a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/aria.conf
+++ b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/aria.conf
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-# Aria bot, Cordelia AI assistant, trans-related services, and legacy redirects.
+# Aria bot, Cordelia AI assistant, and trans-related services.
 server {
   listen 443 ssl;
   server_name aria.nhcarrigan.com;
@@ -12,18 +12,6 @@ server {
   include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
 }
 
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name assistant.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/assistant.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/assistant.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  location / {
-    return 301 https://cordelia.nhcarrigan.com$uri$is_args$args;
-  }
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
-
 server {
   listen 443 ssl;
   server_name cordelia.nhcarrigan.com;
@@ -38,18 +26,6 @@ server {
   include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
 }
 
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name trans-bot.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/trans.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/trans.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  location / {
-    return 301 https://aria.nhcarrigan.com;
-  }
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
-
 server {
   listen 443 ssl;
   server_name trans.nhcarrigan.com;
diff --git a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/celestine.conf b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/celestine.conf
index 4971efd..999dc14 100644
--- a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/celestine.conf
+++ b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/celestine.conf
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-# Celestine webhook handler and legacy hooks redirect.
+# Celestine webhook handler.
 server {
   listen 443 ssl;
   server_name celestine.nhcarrigan.com;
@@ -13,14 +13,3 @@ server {
   include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
 }
 
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name hooks.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/hooks.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/hooks.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  location / {
-    return 301 https://celestine.nhcarrigan.com$uri$is_args$args;
-  }
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
diff --git a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/content.conf b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/content.conf
index 9f3b5d2..68bdc7c 100644
--- a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/content.conf
+++ b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/content.conf
@@ -1,16 +1,5 @@
 # Static content and publishing sites: blog, books, donate, music, secrets, style, testimonials.
 
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name val.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/val.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/val.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  location / {
-    return 302 https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/val-headpat.jpg;
-  }
-}
-
 server {
   listen 443 ssl;
   server_name blog.nhcarrigan.com;
diff --git a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/hikari.conf b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/hikari.conf
index 446c580..1840fa6 100644
--- a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/hikari.conf
+++ b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/hikari.conf
@@ -1,14 +1,4 @@
-# Hikari desktop app (Angular SPA + API backend) and legacy redirect subdomains.
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name announcements.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/announcements.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/announcements.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  return 301 https://hikari.nhcarrigan.com/announcements;
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
-
+# Hikari desktop app (Angular SPA + API backend).
 server {
   listen 443 ssl;
   server_name hikari.nhcarrigan.com;
@@ -37,14 +27,3 @@ server {
   include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
 }
 
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name products.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/products.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/products.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  location / {
-    return 301 https://hikari.nhcarrigan.com/products;
-  }
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
diff --git a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/portfolio.conf b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/portfolio.conf
index 1b22af2..47f4974 100644
--- a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/portfolio.conf
+++ b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/portfolio.conf
@@ -1,5 +1,4 @@
-# Personal portfolio and vanity domains (naomi.lgbt, naomi.party, nhcarrigan.com, nhcarrigan.link, resume)
-# plus a wildcard catch-all that redirects *.naomi.lgbt → *.nhcarrigan.com.
+# Personal portfolio and vanity domains (naomi.lgbt, naomi.party, nhcarrigan.com, nhcarrigan.link, resume).
 server {
   listen 443 ssl;
   server_name naomi.lgbt;
@@ -160,16 +159,3 @@ server {
   include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
 }
 
-# Wildcard catch-all — must remain last so specific subdomains take priority
-server {
-    listen 443 ssl;
-    server_name ~^(?<subdomain>.+)\.naomi\.lgbt$;
-
-    ssl_certificate     /etc/letsencrypt/live/*.naomi.lgbt/fullchain.pem;
-    ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/*.naomi.lgbt/privkey.pem;
-
-    location / {
-        return 301 https://$subdomain.nhcarrigan.com$request_uri;
-    }
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
diff --git a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/scheduling.conf b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/scheduling.conf
deleted file mode 100644
index 0bbec95..0000000
--- a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/scheduling.conf
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,32 +0,0 @@
-# Scheduling shortcuts that redirect to zcal.co (cyc, meet) and tasks redirect.
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name cyc.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/cyc.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/cyc.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  return 301 https://zcal.co/nhcarrigan/cyc;
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
-
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name meet.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/meet.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/meet.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  return 301 https://zcal.co/nhcarrigan/meet;
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
-
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name tasks.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/tasks.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/tasks.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  location / {
-    return 301 https://melody.nhcarrigan.com$uri$is_args$args;
-  }
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
diff --git a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/support.conf b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/support.conf
index ed21f79..d1882e5 100644
--- a/nginx/nginx/sites-available/support.conf
+++ b/nginx/nginx/sites-available/support.conf
@@ -1,28 +1,4 @@
-# Discourse community support forum and legacy chat/forum redirects.
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name chat.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/chat.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/chat.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  location / {
-    return 301 https://discord.gg/KKe7BaEnQB;
-  }
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
-
-server {
-  listen 443 ssl;
-  server_name forum.nhcarrigan.com;
-  ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/forum.nhcarrigan.com/fullchain.pem;
-  ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/forum.nhcarrigan.com/privkey.pem;
-
-  location / {
-    return 301 https://support.nhcarrigan.com;
-  }
-  include /etc/nginx/snippets/deny-dotfiles.conf;
-}
-
+# Discourse community support forum.
 server {
     listen 443 ssl http2;
     server_name support.nhcarrigan.com;
diff --git a/nginx/nginx/sites-enabled/scheduling.conf b/nginx/nginx/sites-enabled/scheduling.conf
deleted file mode 120000
index 9d38a39..0000000
--- a/nginx/nginx/sites-enabled/scheduling.conf
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-../sites-available/scheduling.conf
\ No newline at end of file