feat: initial prototype (#1)

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Reviewed-on: #1
Co-authored-by: Naomi Carrigan <commits@nhcarrigan.com>
Co-committed-by: Naomi Carrigan <commits@nhcarrigan.com>

src/index.ts

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+/**
+ * @copyright nhcarrigan
+ * @license Naomi's Public License
+ * @author Naomi Carrigan
+ */
+
+import { AtpAgent } from "@atproto/api";
+import pkg from "@slack/bolt";
+import { Client, Events, MessageFlags } from "discord.js";
+import { scheduleJob } from "node-schedule";
+import { serve } from "./server/serve.js";
+import { getMommy } from "./utils/getMommy.js";
+import { logger } from "./utils/logger.js";
+
+// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/naming-convention -- Classes.
+const { App, FileInstallationStore } = pkg;
+
+const discord = new Client({ intents: [ ] });
+
+discord.on(Events.ClientReady, () => {
+  void logger.log("info", "Connected to Discord!");
+});
+
+// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/no-misused-promises -- This is intentional.
+discord.on(Events.InteractionCreate, async(interaction) => {
+  if (!interaction.isChatInputCommand()) {
+    return;
+  }
+  await interaction.deferReply({ flags: MessageFlags.Ephemeral });
+  const name = interaction.options.getString("name");
+  const response = await getMommy(name ?? undefined);
+  await interaction.editReply(response);
+});
+
+const slack = new App({
+  clientId:          process.env.SLACK_CLIENT_ID ?? "",
+  clientSecret:      process.env.SLACK_CLIENT_SECRET ?? "",
+  installationStore: new FileInstallationStore(),
+  installerOptions:  {
+    directInstall: true,
+  },
+  scopes:        [ "commands" ],
+  signingSecret: process.env.SLACK_SIGNING_SECRET ?? "",
+  stateSecret:   process.env.SLACK_STATE_SECRET ?? "",
+});
+
+slack.command("/mommy", async({ ack, body, respond }) => {
+  await ack();
+  const trimmed = body.text.trim();
+  const name = trimmed.length > 0
+    ? trimmed
+    : undefined;
+  const response = await getMommy(name);
+  await respond(response);
+});
+
+const bsky = new AtpAgent({
+  service: "https://bsky.social",
+});
+
+await discord.login(process.env.DISCORD_TOKEN);
+
+await slack.start(8010);
+await logger.log("info", "Connected to Slack!");
+
+await bsky.login({
+  identifier: "mommy.naomi.party",
+  password:   process.env.BSKY_PASSWORD ?? "",
+});
+await logger.log("info", "Connected to bsky.social!");
+
+scheduleJob("0 9 * * *", async() => {
+  const response = await getMommy();
+  await bsky.post({
+    text: response,
+  });
+  await fetch(`https://fedi.nhcarrigan.com/api/notes/create`, {
+    body: JSON.stringify({
+      text:       response,
+      visibility: "public",
+    }),
+    headers: {
+      // eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/naming-convention -- Header name.
+      "Authorization": `Bearer ${process.env.FEDI_TOKEN ?? ""}`,
+      // eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/naming-convention -- Header name.
+      "Content-Type":  "application/json",
+    },
+    method: "POST",
+  });
+  await logger.log("info", "Posted to bsky and fedi!");
+});
+
+serve();

src/server/serve.ts

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+/**
+ * @copyright nhcarrigan
+ * @license Naomi's Public License
+ * @author Naomi Carrigan
+ */
+
+import fastify from "fastify";
+import { logger } from "../utils/logger.js";
+
+const html = `<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+  <head>
+    <title>Mommy Bot</title>
+    <meta charset="utf-8" />
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
+    <meta name="description" content="Mommy loves you~!" />
+    <script src="https://cdn.nhcarrigan.com/headers/index.js" async defer></script>
+  </head>
+  <body>
+    <main>
+    <h1>Mommy Bot</h1>
+    <section>
+      <p>Mommy loves you~!</p>
+      <a href="https://mommy-slack.nhcarrigan.com/slack/install"><img alt="Add to Slack" height="40" width="139" src="https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack.png" srcSet="https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack.png 1x, https://platform.slack-edge.com/img/add_to_slack@2x.png 2x" /></a>
+    </section>
+    <section>
+        <h2>Links</h2>
+        <p>
+            <a href="https://git.nhcarrigan.com/nhcarrigan/mommy-bot">
+                <i class="fa-solid fa-code"></i> Source Code
+            </a>
+        </p>
+        <p>
+            <a href="https://docs.nhcarrigan.com/">
+                <i class="fa-solid fa-book"></i> Documentation
+            </a>
+        </p>
+        <p>
+            <a href="https://chat.nhcarrigan.com">
+                <i class="fa-solid fa-circle-info"></i> Support
+            </a>
+        </p>
+    </section>
+    </main>
+  </body>
+</html>`;
+
+/**
+ * Starts up a web server for health monitoring.
+ */
+export const serve = (): void => {
+  try {
+    const server = fastify({
+      logger: false,
+    });
+
+    server.get("/", (_request, response) => {
+      response.header("Content-Type", "text/html");
+      response.send(html);
+    });
+
+    server.listen({ port: 8009 }, (error) => {
+      if (error) {
+        void logger.error("instantiate server", error);
+        return;
+      }
+      void logger.log("debug", "Server listening on port 8009.");
+    });
+  } catch (error) {
+    if (error instanceof Error) {
+      void logger.error("instantiate server", error);
+      return;
+    }
+    void logger.error("instantiate server", new Error("Unknown error"));
+  }
+};

src/utils/getMommy.ts

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+/**
+ * @copyright nhcarrigan
+ * @license Naomi's Public License
+ * @author Naomi Carrigan
+ */
+
+import { isProfane } from "no-profanity";
+
+/**
+ * Fetches a mommy quote from the API.
+ * @param name - The user's name, if provided.
+ * @returns The mommy quote.
+ */
+export const getMommy = async(name = "dear"): Promise<string> => {
+  const finalName = isProfane(name)
+    ? "dear"
+    : name;
+  const url = `https://mommy.nhcarrigan.com/api?name=${finalName}`;
+  const request = await fetch(url);
+  const response = await request.text();
+  return response;
+};

src/utils/logger.ts

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+/**
+ * @copyright nhcarrigan
+ * @license Naomi's Public License
+ * @author Naomi Carrigan
+ */
+
+import { Logger } from "@nhcarrigan/logger";
+
+export const logger = new Logger(
+  "Mommy",
+  process.env.LOG_TOKEN ?? "",
+);