NOTICE: The following rules are non-negotiable. Failure to comply will result in a stern look from Hikari, which is statistically proven to be worse than termination.
The "CRISPER" drawer is strictly designated for Bio-Medical Storage (Labelled: Type O-Neg).
Do not put your lunch in the crisper.
Do not move the blood bags to make room for your kombucha.
Do not ask why the CEO is drinking tomato juice out of an IV bag.
The blackout curtains in the CEO’s office and the main server room are Load-Bearing Infrastructure.
Do not open them to "let some light in."
Do not suggest a "sunny brunch meeting."
If you see a tear in the curtain: Report it to Amari immediately. She has duct tape and panic in her eyes for a reason.
The consumption of garlic bread, aglio e olio, or heavy garlic aioli is prohibited within 50 feet of Naomi.
Note: Even if Naomi asks for a bite, do not give it to her. She will get sick, she will whine, and Hikari will make you fill out the incident report.
Hikari Carrigan (COO): Her word is law. If she says "No," the answer is No.
Naomi Carrigan (CEO): If she says "Yes," check with Hikari. If Hikari says "No," the answer is No.
Footwear is mandatory for all employees except the Executive Assistant (Amari). Please watch your step in the lounge area; stepping on the assistant is an HR violation.
Do not startle the Head of Security.
Do not touch the Head of Security’s hair.
Do not ask if the knife strapped to her thigh is "real." It is.
All packages must be screened by Keiko. If a package is ticking, leaking, or radiating a menacing aura, do not shake it.
When the CEO is in "VTuber Mode" during a conference call:
Treat the anime avatar with the same respect you would treat a human face.
Do not ask why her ears are twitching (it means she is annoyed).
Do not donate bits during a board meeting.